Exfoliating Coffee


After a hard day of ripping through chicken necks with your bare teeth, the last thing you want to do is return to your bunk smelling of poultry. So the Madame developed this special bar just for the geeks.


Scented with a delicious Turkish mocha fragrance and speckled with apricot seed to gently exfoliate. These bars contain coffee, which removes odors, as well as cocoa and shea butters to nourish the skin. This is an excellent soap for gardeners and cooks.

Each bar features the Madame's signature stamp.

Approx. 6.0 oz.

Geek Scrub Soap

  • Olive oil, coconut oil, rice bran oil, cocoa butter, coffee butter, castor oil, sodium hydroxide, coffee, apricot seed powder, fragrance.